Betty Botter bought a bit of butter. "But," she said, "this butter's bitter!
If I put it in my batter, it will make my batter bitter!"
So she bought a bit of butter better than her bitter butter,
And she put it in her batter, and her batter was not bitter.
So 'twas better Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter.

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A canner can can anything that he can,
But a canner can't can a can, can he?

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A certain young fellow named Beebee
Wished to marry a lady named Phoebe
"But," he said. "I must see
What the minister's fee be
Before Phoebe be Phoebe Beebee"

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To sit in solemn silence on a dull dark dock
In a pestilential prison with a lifelong lock
Awaiting the sensation of a short sharp shock
From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
If a woodchuck would chuck wood?
A woodchuck would chuck all the wood he could chuck
If a woodchuck would chuck wood.

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How much Zen would a Zen master master
If Zen master could master all the Zen?
A Zen master would master all the Zen he could master
If a Zen master should master all the Zen

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One smart fellow, he felt smart
Two smart fellows, they felt smart
Three smart fellows, they all felt smart

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Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers
How many pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick?

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A tutor who tooted the flute
Tried to tutor two tooters to toot
Said the two to the tutor
"Is it tougher to toot
Or to tutor two tooters to toot?"

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A mother to her son did utter
"Go, my son, and shut the shutter"
"The shutter's shut" the son did utter
"I cannot shut it any shutter!"

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Tongue-Twister Limericks!

A tutor who tooted a flute,
Tried to tutor two tooters to toot.
Said the two to the tutor,
"Is it harder to toot, or
To tutor two tooters to toot?"
—Submitted by Chris DeSantis

More G-Rated Limericks

Phrases to be repeated rapidly

• A cricket critic
• A black bug's blood
• Irish wristwatch
• Legend tripping
• Liril
• Red lorry, yellow lorry
• Variants
  • Red leather, yellow leather
  • Red welly, yellow welly
• Road-roller
• Upper roller, lower roller
• Rubber baby buggy bumpers
• Toy boat
• Unique New York
• Stupid Superstition

Other phrases

• A Kentukian named Knott could not knit, so Knott invented a knitter called the Knott Knitter, but the Knott Knitter would not knit knots. One day while Knott was not knitting on the Knott Knitter, Knott invented an attachment for the Knott Knitter called the Knott Knitter Knotter. When Knott attached the Knott Knitter Knotter to the Knott Knitter, no man could knit knots like Knott knit on the Knott Knitter.
  —Thank you Vicki Hobbs
• Ken Dodd's dad's dog's dead.
• "Are you copper-bottoming 'em my man?" "No, I'm aluminuming 'em ma'am."
• The black bloke's back brake block broke.
• A box of biscuits, a box of mixed biscuits, and a biscuit mixer
• He thrusts his fists against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts.
• Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager managing an imaginary menagerie.
• I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit, upon a slitted sheet I sit.
• The Leith police dismisseth thee. The Leith police dismisseth us.
• A proper cup of coffee from a copper coffee pot
• Round and round the rugged rock the ragged rascal ran.
• The sixth sick sheikh's sixth sheep's sick.
• "We reweave rips" (A sign in the window of a tailor's shop.)
• The winkle ship sank and the shrimp ship swam.
• An old seabear sits on the pier and drinks a pint of beer.
• Three sweet switched Swiss witches watch three washed Swiss witch Swatch watch switches. Which sweet switched Swiss witch watches which washed Swiss witch Swatch watch switch?
• One was a racehorse, Two was one too. One won a race, Two won one too.
• She sells sea shells on the sea shore. The shells she sells are sea shells, I'm sure.

Difficult ones:

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·         If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, how many pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick?

·         Shep Schwab shopped at Scott's Schnapps shop;
One shot of Scott's Schnapps stopped Schwab's watch.

·         jimmy and jenny jumped for joy when jody the jellyfish jiggled and juggled

·         Top chopstick shops stock top chopsticks or If A Dog Chews Shoes, What Shoes Should He Choose To Chew.

·         "The sixth sick Sheik's sixth sheep's sick"

·         how much wood would wood a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

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Persian or Farsi Tongue Twisters

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1 Ghoori e gol ghermezi

 

2 Shish sikh jigar sikhi shi shezar

 

3 Sarbazi sar-e bazi sar-e sarbazi ra zad.

 

4 Dishab parishab, passparishab, sakht shabe sardi bood dishab

 

5 Shab shabi dishab shabi da shahre sham ashub shod. shishehgar shashido as shashash shisheha shish hesaro sheshsado shast tikke shod.

 

6 Daii Chagheh. Chaii Dagheh.

 

7 Koshtam shepeshe shepesh_koshe shesh pa ra

 

8 Ruye rune marde Lore mu dore.

 

9 Davood dori darad, dor bar dar-e darvaze zavaz-e dor-e Davood darvaze dar avaze.

 

10 Shekh Shamsadin sakh shakhsy bood

 

11 Koshtam shepeshe shepeshkoshe sheshpa ra shekastam shisheye sharabe shahla ra

 

12 zireye rize mize az zire miz mirize.

 

13 ghoriye gol ghermeze ghor shodeh

 

14 Dooghe gaz dar, gaze doogh dar

 

15 Sheikh Saadi sakht shakhsi.

 

16 اندر در اندرون دربار اندر ده نفر کور و کر و نه عنتر نر نمی رن andar dar-e andarun-e Andar dah nafar-e kur-o-kar-o noh antar-e nar nemiran by Ivonna Nowicka

 

17 Emshab shabe seshanbas, farda shabam seshanbas. In se se shabo oon se se shab, har se se shab seshanbas.

 

18 Daii chaaghe, chaii daaghe.

 

19 Kalaaghe ba malaaghe, baa kamaale alaaghe, zad too sareh olaaghe.

 

20 ، یک دوست دارم که دوست داره با دوست تو که دوست داره با دوست من دوست بشه دوست بشه، تو دوست داری با دوست من که دوست داره با دوست تو دوست بشه دوست بشی؟ Ye dust daram ke dust dare ba duste to ke dust dare ba duste man dust beshe dust beshe, to dust dari ba duste man ke dust dare ba duste to dust beshe dust beshi?

 

21 chasb, chips, sos